pityreblogs:

sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving

(via sorry)

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

(via daydream-your-way-through-life)

epic-humor:

sloth-grunge:

trying to comfort someone like

image

(via uncharge)

punk-af:

arcana21:

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

i need this framed on my wall

your hoohah

(via guy)

confirmance:

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

(via beyoncescock)

guy:

do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares

(Source: guy, via orgasm)

It’s addictive to look at you, watching every move you make. I want to kiss you, waste my time on you, keep your secrets, take care of your moments, hug you, adore you. Your insanity is my science. - J.f (via topshoq)

(via notyourlittleslave)


spodermen:

If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world

(Source: arcadine, via guy)